Bonkers! Quest

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|      Have you ever wanted to be a member of a cult?    |
|        Desired to have your brain messed with?         |
|  Wanted the companionship of a bunch of nutty pixies?  |
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|            Well, this is your lucky day!               |
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|      The Cult of Bonk is recruiting right now.         |
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|      Just visit his Bonkersness, the Great Bonk,       |
|     in his underground lair beneath the Tree for a     |
|      special interview and indoctrination session.     |
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|         Don't Delay, Come and be Bonked Today!         |
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Recently, leaflets like this have been found scattered about
the Meadow, nailed to the Tree of Knowledge and even glued
to Fred the Beagle. Less than impressed at all of this, Nom
has been heard to comment "What are those bonkers pixies up
to now? No good, I'll be bound."

Clearly what is needed here is an enterprising adventurer
of no higher than level 10 to go and infiltrate the Cult
and sort out this current spate of pixie nuttiness.

The quest awards the Stark Raving Bonkers! Insignia.
Spoiler:<spoiler>Be sure you bonk tiamat, Goblin King, and Simba The Apple Picker 3 times. Otherwise you will receive a weapon instead of the insignia.</spoiler>