Syntax: cast 'discordia'
A somewhat fringe group of Shizaga's worshippers have finally completed a powerful spell. It is obvious that it provides protection of a magical nature but while we know it has other benefits too, no one is exactly sure what these are!
The enclosed note from the priests didn't help much:
TO PERFORM THE TURKEY CURSE: Take a foot stance as if you were an immortal hobbit preparing for fisticuffs. Face the particular greyfaced you wish to short-circuit, or towards the direction of the negative aneristic vibration that you wish to neutralize. Begin waving your arms in any elaborate manner and make motions with your hands as though you were trying to mime how to eat an elephant. Chant, loudly and clearly: GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE! The results will be instantly apparent. (Credit: Principia Discordia)
This is a powerful pantheon spell. Any single cleric can only maintain (i.e. be the caster of) one of these spells at any given time.
What it does?
- Improves Save vs. Spell by some amount,
- "Improves" area spells by applying random amount of random damage types,
- Causes single target spells to sometimes do much less damage (-50%) or more damage (+50%),
- Who knows?