Health

These are the relative health indicator messages visible when looking at someone's health, ordered from better to worse.

 is in perfect health.
 is slightly scratched.
 is pretty annoyed.
 is bruised.
 is very irritated.
 has some cuts.
 is hurt.
 is injured.
 is brutalized.
 has several wounds.
 is covered with wounds.
 is mangled.
 is bleeding freely.
 is covered in blood.
 is practically maimed.
 is mauled.
 is leaking guts.
 is grotesquely mutilated.
 is almost dead.
 is practically destroyed.
 is pulverized.