List of racial pose messages
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Racial Pose Messages
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Demonseed
- You revel in the power of darkness.
- You revel in the power of the dark side!
- You kneel down and worship the Spirits of the Dark Lords.
- You dispense free demonic advice.
- You try to evolve into a real Demon; NNNNGGGGGGGGHHH!!!
- You are wreathed in fire and brimstone!
- You peer about looking for a sacrifice.
- Who's evil? You are! Oh, yes, you are so evil!
- For a split second, you miss your human mother. Then you remember you killed her, and you're all smiles again!
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Dragon
- You belch and beg everyones pardon as you try to extinguish nearby trees.
- You check your belly for missing scales...you heard what happened to Smaug.
- You take flight in search of a town to pillage.
- What's that stuck in your teeth? You pull out some sprite-all floss.
- You look forward to retiring on a fat pile of treasure.
- Ramahdon's astral form reaches from beyond the outer planes and pats you on the head.
- You roll your eyes at a request to light a campfire.
- Uh Oh, Here it comes...BURP!
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Drow
- Your only happy when it rains.
- You let out a big sigh as you recall Reveria in its past glory.
- The full moon comes out to illuminate your dark beauty.
- You pray to the spider goddess and everybody in the room looks over their shoulders.
- You practice looking gloomy.
- You slowly pull the petals off a dead, black rose.
- You shake your fist in anger at the burning yellow face!
- You lose yourself in the intricate marvels of a nearby spiderweb.
- You blow out all the candles...ahh, darkness at last!
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Elf
- You whip out a lute and sing about when the world was young and green.
- You preach about the greatness of your Fae ancestors.
- You are really bored of all the references to Santa.
- You whisper and trees lean closer to hear.
- Leaves caress you fondly.
- You almost poke someone's eye out with your ear!
- You fade into the bushes.
- You check if there's anyone prettier than you present. Nope.
- Pointy ears, pointy shoes and a longbow; you're an elf alright.
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Ent
- You stand and let fungus grow on yourself.
- You examine the nest of birds in your hair.
- After 10 hours of conversation, you realize the elm is not an ent.
- You spread your leaves and give everyone some shade.
- You shiver and hobgoblins fall out of your branches.
- With a mighty roar, you scream over a pile of firewood.
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Gargoyle
- You just stand there.
- You hold your breath as long as you can.
- You pretend you're a statue.
- You form a protective shield with your stone wings.
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Gnome
- You try to convince everyone that catapults are good for mass-transit.
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Hobgoblin
- You whip some pathetic goblins into shape.
- The voices in your head say, 'Let's NOT kill anyone today. Ha ha! Only kidding!'
- You look around for something to destroy.
- Wheeee! You torture a cat! What fun!
- Hey, look! Stuff! ARGH! YOU HATE STUFF ***SOOOO MUUUUCHH***!!
- You take a quick swig from your flask. Mmmmm! Baby's blood!
- You struggle to contain the demonic rage that burns within you!
- You get bored and decide to go haunt some children.
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Human
- You stand around looking utterly average.
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Troglodyte
- You think fondly of your dear mother's cooking.
- The plant you're standing next to begins to wilt inexplicably.
- You furrow your brow and look for something shiny to play with.
- You'd give anything for some good lacquered reed armor right now.
- You lick your scales. They were starting to not stink.
- You pray for the wisdom of Siguu.
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