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Dragon | Dragon | ||
* You belch and beg everyones pardon as you try to extinguish nearby trees. | * You belch and beg everyones pardon as you try to extinguish nearby trees. | ||
| + | * You check your belly for missing scales...you heard what happened to Smaug. | ||
| + | * You take flight in search of a town to pillage. | ||
| + | * What's that stuck in your teeth? You pull out some sprite-all floss. | ||
| + | * You look forward to retiring on a fat pile of treasure. | ||
| + | * Ramahdon's astral form reaches from beyond the outer planes and pats you on the head. | ||
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Revision as of 16:17, 22 July 2012
Racial Pose Messages
See rpose.
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Demonseed
- You revel in the power of darkness.
- You revel in the power of the dark side!
- You kneel down and worship the Spirits of the Dark Lords.
- You dispense free demonic advice.
- You try to evolve into a real Demon; NNNNGGGGGGGGHHH!!!
- You are wreathed in fire and brimstone!
- You peer about looking for a sacrifice.
- Who's evil? You are! Oh, yes, you are so evil!
- For a split second, you miss your human mother. Then you remember you killed her, and you're all smiles again!
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Dragon
- You belch and beg everyones pardon as you try to extinguish nearby trees.
- You check your belly for missing scales...you heard what happened to Smaug.
- You take flight in search of a town to pillage.
- What's that stuck in your teeth? You pull out some sprite-all floss.
- You look forward to retiring on a fat pile of treasure.
- Ramahdon's astral form reaches from beyond the outer planes and pats you on the head.
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Elf
- You whip out a lute and sing about when the world was young and green.
- You preach about the greatness of your Fae ancestors.
- You are really bored of all the references to Santa.
- You whisper and trees lean closer to hear.
- Leaves caress you fondly.
- You almost poke someone's eye out with your ear!
- You fade into the bushes.
- You check if there's anyone prettier than you present. Nope.
- Pointy ears, pointy shoes and a longbow; you're an elf alright.
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Gargoyle
- You just stand there.
- You hold your breath as long as you can.
- You pretend you're a statue.
- You form a protective shield with your stone wings.
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Gnome
- You try to convince everyone that catapults are good for mass-transit.
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Human
- You stand around looking utterly average.
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Troglodyte
- You think fondly of your dear mother's cooking.
- The plant you're standing next to begins to wilt inexplicably.
- You furrow your brow and look for something shiny to play with.
- You'd give anything for some good lacquered reed armor right now.
- You lick your scales. They were starting to not stink.
- You pray for the wisdom of Siguu.
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